I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaaaand

I like Jordan. Here are a few reasons why:

1. He's spir'chal.

2. He entertains me all the time. Whether it's a silly pun, an in-jokey text, dazzling impersonations of Homestar Runner characters, or sleep talking, he makes me giggle lots.

3. He packs me lunch every day. Really.

4. When I'm sad and acting like a girl, he lets me sit on him and cry.

5. He lets me eat his nachos even when I lie about not being hungry, and then steal most of them.

6. He gives the bestest hugs.

7. He always knows exactly when I want to watch The IT Crowd.

8. He makes up silly songs about why we're awesome.