My life: glamorous

Hey, hello. Happy new year. I just wanted to drop by and tell you all how our family is doing, in case you're interested in that.

Jordan's doing well. He's really busy at work with projects and a bunch of new guys he has to babysit. He's been reading a lot of comics/graphic novels as usual and doing a decent amount of drawing, which he is amazing at.

Since we finished Dexter, we've been filling the void with A LOT of Game Grumps. And Adventure Time. And Gravity Falls. We had to catch up on over 100 episodes, I think. That's what you get for obsessively watching a tv show for a month and a half. You fall behind, man!

I've been pretty happy lately. And really bored. I was so bored the other day that I convinced my parents to let me tag along with them as they went grocery shopping. My life: glamorous. Honestly, I'm ready to start working again. But I'm waiting until we move out of this town. There are just some complications that I don't want to deal with is all.

We love our new car. I think we decided her name was Tina. Like the strong, smart, sensual Tina from Bob's Burgers.

Our hamster is happy, probably. She sleeps all day in her little dome full of poop and runs around her cage at night, doing who knows what. Whenever Jordan plays with her, she tries her hardest to get to the floor. That's always her main objective in playing: find a way to get down to the floor to run away and never be seen again. She loves to jump (fall) off the couch in order to achieve this goal. She also likes to burrow into things that can't be burrowed into. Like Jordan's stomach.