You must be this tall to ride

Everyone is short for at least part of their life. Some of us just don't grow out of it.

I generally get two reactions to my stature. One is the classic insult:

The other is being smothered in gooey adoration.

Let's face it though, my height kinda DOES make me more adorable. And there are certainly perks to being small, like giving others service opportunities,

getting to practice neck flexibility at the movie theatre,

and retaining a child-like perspective.